No, not that one. The other one. The one by the singer who used to be an adult film star, until she briefly told us all about naughty girls needing love, too. This one.
I get paid in AquaNet.
Oddly, the guy who gets almost as much screentime in this video as Samantha Fox is her keyboardist, whose fringed jacket is rivaled only in “Can’t Buy Me Love” for its fringiness. But he’s an adept spinner, isn’t he?
I don’t really play the keyboard. I just spin in front of it and hit the “o noise” button.
Just when you think this is going to be an excruciatingly boring concert vid, this guy, who got lost looking for the bathroom at CBGB’s, unexpectedly finds himself on stage, getting humped by a former porn star. Lucky punk.
Well, I DID have to pee.
So moved by the wandering punk, Samantha takes a moment to coach us on proper orgasm-faking, because one can never be too good at that, amirite, Lerlines?
Who stuck that mic up the hole in my jeans? Steve!
And then there’s the whole thing where she swings out over the crowd from a rope…
It worked for David Lee Roth.
…and then cools off with a tabletop fan beside from the stage, drinks some water, and throws it in her guitarist’s face.
You should see what else is on her rider.
Happy Labor Day, folks! And happy belated birthday to the other Samantha in my life, who, to my knowledge, has never done any of the things in this video, except probably sing the song whilst wearing a denim jacket.
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Ha! OMG! STEVE! Damn him.