Category Archives: Valley Girl

Happy Valentine’s Day, for sure. I mean really.

It seems strange that we have yet to post about Valley Girl. It is such a Slumber Party Movie with a capital SPM that it actually has a slumber party scene in it.

This was the Slumber Party dress code in the 80s. Feety pajamas for all those under 12 and string bikini briefs and tanks for all those over.

This was the Slumber Party dress code in the 80s. Feety pajamas for all those under 12 and string bikini briefs and tanks for all those over.

I guess it’s like how the prettiest girl at school never gets asked to the prom. By the by, there is an epic prom scene in Valley Girl. How epic? The word ‘scarf’ is used as a verb, the prom king gets a face full of¬†guacamole¬† and, oh yes, pink and/or gray tuxedos…with tails.

I hope that corsage matches baby's breath and feathered hair.

I hope that corsage matches baby’s breath and feathered hair.

But for today, let’s just talk about Valley Girl–the love story. Watch it bloom in all its tubular glory here. Highlights: Nick Cage’s psychic chest hair that seems to predict the uprising of vajazzling, bathroom stalking and the most romantic moment in language barrier history. When Randy asks Julie to leave the party, she says, “I’m soooo sure.” He smiles and says, “Cool. I’ll meet you out front.”

Happy Valentine’s Day!