
What? You have something better to do? … Oh. You do? Can I come along? No? Fine. I’ll watch this then.
Fans of basic cable might have noticed that USA’s Psych totally stole our shtick with their Psych Slumber Party marathon last Friday night. While watching it, I noticed something spine-chilling. Fan-made videos of Psych devotees so rabid, they are just one missed med away from a “Sean and Gus together at last” skin suit. Less scary, but very entertaining was Tuesday the 17th, an episode from season three that paid tribute to the Friday the 13th series:
In it, is a scene that so awesomely and perfectly captures the “Holy Sh@tballs! What was that noise? Oh it was just a thing. Holy Bumbits! There’s another noise! Oh it was just this other thing. Holy Splamoney! What in the name of sexy camp counselors was that? Oh. It was just a thing…a thing that wants to KILL ME!!!” trope that I had to pay tribute in the highest form that a blog about Slumber Party movies can muster. Flowchart.

Yeah. I made it in Paint. So? Is that a crime? … Oh it is? Oh I see. Well…click on it anyway. I’ll be phoning my lawyer.
Oh no. Thank YOU, creators of Psych. Thank you.