Lesson #1: The most inefficient way to kill yourself is to freeze yourself to death in your empty apartment.
Lesson #2: You CAN get the Brat Pack to star in your video, as long as it’s only to sit an alley and stare at you, wondering why they’re in a music video.
Lesson #3: While Rob Lowe maintained his prettiness over time, I would hate to be the judge of the Judd Nelson v. Andrew McCarthy Puppydog Eye Match.
But I still love Emilio Estevez the best.
2 Questions. Is that Martha Quinn and Alan Hunter in the last frame? And what did they shoot into Demi to get her to stand upright like that?