Sure we all know the big lessons learned from Better Off Dead–all French girls are hot, all blonde people are evil, all cartoon hamburgers are David Lee Roth. And those lessons are great. But here are some other important nuggets of wisdom from BOD.
Not so much a lesson as a Holiday Wish
slumber party movies 
The feminism happened is BRILLIANT.
If by brilliant you mean childish and petty then you would be correct
@Jody: Fuck you.
Uhhhh, Trolls? You know this post was from 3 years ago, right? To your defense, this was before organised circle jerks (aka men’s rights groups) started furiously trolling for feminism posts to post witty comments like “fuck you” and the good old “if by blank you mean blank”. The fact that you picked up on this one is so pathetic it’s almost funny.
There are SO many more, better opportunities for butthurt in this blog! I’m disappointed, truly.
They’re just mad because they are incapable of making their own damned dinner, something I learned how to do rather young.